Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

  • 1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt


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Remember the internet when we were kids?

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

that moment when i’ve played every one of these games. 

it hurts to know how much we grew up..

if only we could go back to all of it..  

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